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Saturday 17 December 2011

why some emails go unanswered (the oatmeal)

career ideer

so, this is me:
I'm an odd charicter, I'll grant you that. But! what am I to do in the future?
My dream job would be to a comic (stand up) well, at first i want to do stand up, then i want more!
this is how i want to do it:

  • i want to do stand up like Sarah Millican ,
  • but jump around the stage like Micheal McIntyre.
  • I then want to go on to do stuff like Ricky Gervais,(he does TV and films) 
  • but in the style of Miranda Hart.
  • i also want to do something a bit like Flanimals but actually draw them myself!(this was a book by Ricky Gervais)

Saturday 10 December 2011

how many germs are there on your phone?

How many germs live on your cell phone?
Created by Oatmeal


hi, just to say I've been on the oatmeal.com only once in the last 6 days but i thought i'd spred them out for when they get posted thats all i realy have to say =D

Sunday 4 December 2011

how much chance do you have of surviving an intense love making session with Bigfoot?

What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with bigfoot?
Created by Oatmeal

how addicted to twitter are you?

How addicted to Twitter are you?
Created by Oatmeal
just joined twitter I'm crazydaisylazy please follow me!

HELLO!

SOOOOOOOOO............


Are you a follower yet? because you should beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


i also have a few other things to mention:

  • i have recently got red high lights in my hair.
  • at the begining of last month i became twelve
  • I'd to say happy b- day to scarlet
  • i don't know why I'm still writing
  • comment to tell me what you think about the new design, its all pics of the bottom of mike nesmiths face.
  • thank you for reading
  • good bye
  • p.s. goodbye again
  • mmm now Ive finished writing i can have something to eat.
  • mmmmmmm breakfast cearials
  • mmmmmmmm at ten minuites past eleven o'clock
  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh sorry i'll shut up now SO LONG!
  • that was imbaresing...

how many Justin biebers could you take on in a fight?

i previousley tould you i could take on 15 biebers in a fight, now though thats more than doubled!
How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?
Created by Oatmeal

Saturday 3 December 2011

michael nesmith is too great!

You get the moon
I'll get the stars
You get the wind
I'll get the cars
You make the stops
And I'll make the starts
Tonight

You get the moon
I'll get the stars
You get the wind
I'll get the cars
You make the stops
And I'll make the starts
Tonight

Living inside of a little glass room
Living inside of the tube
Everyone's made out of little thin lines
Sometimes their fingers are blue
Mine too

You get the cops
I'll get the phone
I'll get the nurse
And you go on home
Sally loves Bob
Jim needs a shave
The inside's a knot
What a way to behave
Tonight

You get the tape
I'll get the rule
You bring the steaks
I'll fill the pool
You watch the lawn
I'll watch the door
You watch a little
I'll watch some more
Tonight

Living inside of a little glass room
Living inside of the tube
Everyone's made out of little thin lines
Sometimes their fingers are blue
Their minds are too

Living inside of a little glass room
Living inside of the tube
Everyone's made out of little thin lines
And sometimes their fingers are blue
Me too

And living inside of a little glass room
Living inside of the tube
Oh, everybody's made out of these little, tiny, thin lines
And sometimes their fingers are blue
Their minds are too

I'm still inside of a little glass room
Oh, I'm still inside of this tube

how long could you survive with a velociraptor?

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?
Created by Oatmeal